For the person who considers Saturday morning thrifting a spiritual practice and has never once paid full retail price.
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.
Reads:
IT'S NOT HOARDING IF YOUR STUFF IS COOL
THANKS, IT'S VINTAGE
THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY HAD!
THE THRILL OF THE FIND
IT WAS ONLY $4!!